Salt Spring Island, British Columbia, Canada - January 13, 2026 - In a time characterized by the "Attention Economy," where every media element is crafted to capture maximum engagement, a former national news anchor is initiating a counter-movement grounded in the concept of simple, structural boredom.
Today, Dallas Kachan unveiled Deeply Unimportant, a high-fidelity sleep podcast that utilizes his professional broadcasting authority-often referred to by listeners as the "Voice of God"-to read from technical manuals, municipal regulations, and administrative documents. The podcast is not intended for entertainment; rather, it serves as a "cognitive anchor" for countless adults dealing with insomnia and racing thoughts.
"For years, my role was to engage listeners. Now, my mission is to help them fall asleep," Kachan states. "There exists a segment of the audience-particularly those with ADHD or high-pressure jobs-who find conventional 'bedtime stories' or 'soothing rain sounds' either too childish or overly repetitive. They don't seek a fairy tale; they require a structural metronome for their minds. They need the reassurance that someone else is in control so they can let go."
Deeply Unimportant debuted with a collection of six initial "sedations," including 8-hour versions of:
· ICAO Annex 5 Standard Atmosphere & Unit Conversion: The global units of measurement pertinent to international civil aviation.
· The 1922 Western Softwood Lumber Grading Rules: An exhaustive examination of "sound, tight knots" and permissible wane.
· NASA Man-Systems Integration Standards: An analysis of workstation ergonomics and fastener accessibility in zero-gravity environments.
· The 1954 Singer Sewing Machine Manual: A detailed mechanical guide covering oscillating hooks and bobbin tension.
· The Global Non-Compliance Ledger: An organized, alphabetical listing of first names on Santa's "Naughty List."
· The International Convention for Safe Containers (CSC 1972): An in-depth structural evaluation of the twenty-foot equivalent unit.
This show avoids the clichés typically found in the sleep genre-there are no whispers (ASMR), no forced emotional appeals, no monotonous music, and no narrative hooks. Instead, Kachan employs a flat, professional tone that meets the brain's need for order while overwhelming its curiosity, a method psychologists refer to as "cognitive shunting."
Deeply Unimportant is now accessible on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, and all major podcast platforms. For those seeking seamless, ad-free "all-night" episodes and additional exclusive material, a premium ad-free feed is offered at deeplyunimportant.com.
About Deeply Unimportant
Deeply Unimportant stands as the ultimate audio sedative for contemporary listeners. Hosted by Canadian broadcaster Dallas Kachan, the program delivers high-fidelity, technical readings aimed at anchoring restless minds. Kachan previously wrote and presented hourly newscasts broadcast live on numerous radio stations as part of Broadcast News, the broadcasting division of the Canadian Press national news service. He has also lent his voice to documentaries and audiobooks, including a 19-hour narration of his acclaimed travel and adventure novel about a global flight in a futuristic aircraft.
High-Resolution Photograph of host Dallas Kachan
Available at https://11010011.com/files/du-pics/dallaskachan.png
Direct link to a sample show
Kachan reads from Santa's 2025 "Naughty List": https://sites.libsyn.com/602555/2025-global-behavioral-compliance-audit-redacted-naughty-ledger
| Contact: Dallas Kachan, Host/Producer | [email protected] | +1 604-849-1515 |
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