Salt Spring Island, British Columbia, Canada - January 13, 2026 - In a time characterized by the "Attention Economy," where every form of media is crafted to captivate audiences, a former national news anchor is initiating a counter-movement based on a radically different idea: pure, structural monotony.
Dallas Kachan has officially unveiled Deeply Unimportant, a high-fidelity sleep podcast that utilizes his professional broadcasting authority-often described by listeners as the "Voice of God"-to narrate technical manuals, municipal regulations, and administrative records. The podcast is not intended for entertainment; rather, it serves as a "cognitive anchor" for countless adults grappling with insomnia and racing thoughts.
"For many years, my role was to engage listeners. Now, my purpose is to help them gently fall asleep," Kachan explains. "There exists a portion of the audience-particularly those with ADHD or high-pressure jobs-who find conventional 'bedtime stories' or 'soothing rain sounds' either too childish or overly repetitive. They do not require a fairy tale; they need a structural metronome for their minds. They want assurance that someone else is in charge so they can let go of their own control."
Deeply Unimportant debuts with a collection of six initial "sedations," featuring 8-hour versions of:
· ICAO Annex 5 Standard Atmosphere & Unit Conversion: The international units of measure for global civil aviation.
· The 1922 Western Softwood Lumber Grading Rules: An exhaustive examination of "sound, tight knots" and acceptable wane.
· NASA Man-Systems Integration Standards: An analysis of workstation ergonomics and fastener accessibility in zero-gravity environments.
· The 1954 Singer Sewing Machine Manual: An in-depth mechanical guide detailing oscillating hooks and bobbin tension.
· The Global Non-Compliance Ledger: A systematic, alphabetical listing of first names on Santa's "Naughty List."
· The International Convention for Safe Containers (CSC 1972): An in-depth structural analysis of the twenty-foot equivalent unit.
The podcast avoids the clichés commonly found in the sleep genre-there are no whispers (ASMR), no forced emotional appeals, no monotonous music, and no narrative hooks. Instead, Kachan employs a flat, professional tone that meets the brain's need for logic while overwhelming its curiosity, a method psychologists refer to as "cognitive shunting."
Deeply Unimportant is now available on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, and all major podcast platforms. For those interested in uninterrupted, ad-free "all-night" episodes and additional exclusive content, a premium ad-free feed can be accessed at deeplyunimportant.com.
About Deeply Unimportant
Deeply Unimportant serves as the ultimate audio sedative for contemporary listeners. Hosted by Canadian broadcaster Dallas Kachan, the program offers high-fidelity, technical readings intended to ground the restless mind. Kachan has previously written and anchored hourly news segments broadcast live on numerous radio stations as part of Broadcast News, the broadcasting arm of the Canadian Press national news service. Since then, he has narrated documentaries and audiobooks, including a 19-hour rendition of his own bestselling travel and adventure novel about a global flight in a futuristic aircraft.
High-Res Photograph of host Dallas Kachan
Available at https://11010011.com/files/du-pics/dallaskachan.png
Direct link to a sample show
Kachan reads Santa's 2025 "Naughty List": https://sites.libsyn.com/602555/2025-global-behavioral-compliance-audit-redacted-naughty-ledger
| Contact: Dallas Kachan, Host/Producer | [email protected] | +1 604-849-1515 |
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