Salt Spring Island, British Columbia, Canada - January 13, 2026 - In a time characterized by the "Attention Economy," where every media piece is crafted to captivate, a former national news anchor is initiating a counter-movement focused on the principle of pure, structural boredom.
Dallas Kachan has officially unveiled Deeply Unimportant, a high-fidelity sleep podcast that leverages his professional broadcast authority-often described by listeners as the "Voice of God"-to narrate technical manuals, municipal regulations, and administrative documents. This podcast is not intended for entertainment; rather, it serves as a "cognitive anchor" for the countless adults grappling with insomnia and racing thoughts.
"For years, my role was to engage the audience. Now, my aim is to help them fall asleep," states Kachan. "There exists a portion of the audience-particularly those with ADHD or high-pressure jobs-who find conventional 'bedtime stories' or 'soothing rain sounds' either too childish or overly repetitive. They don't seek a fairy tale; they require a structural metronome for their minds. They need reassurance that someone is in control, allowing them to let go of their own responsibilities."
Deeply Unimportant debuts with a collection of six initial "sedations," featuring 8-hour renditions of:
· ICAO Annex 5 Standard Atmosphere & Unit Conversion: The global standards for measurement in international civil aviation.
· The 1922 Western Softwood Lumber Grading Rules: An exhaustive examination of "sound, tight knots" and acceptable wane.
· NASA Man-Systems Integration Standards: An analysis of workstation ergonomics and fastener accessibility in zero gravity.
· The 1954 Singer Sewing Machine Manual: An in-depth mechanical guide on oscillating hooks and bobbin tension.
· The Global Non-Compliance Ledger: An orderly, alphabetical recitation of first names on Santa's "Naughty List."
· The International Convention for Safe Containers (CSC 1972): A detailed structural evaluation of the twenty-foot equivalent unit.
The podcast avoids the clichés often found in the sleep genre-there are no whispers (ASMR), no forced emotional appeals, no monotonous music, and no narrative hooks. Instead, Kachan employs a straightforward, professional tone that caters to the brain's need for logic while overwhelming its interest, a method psychologists refer to as "cognitive shunting."
Deeply Unimportant is now available on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, and all major podcast platforms. For those seeking uninterrupted, ad-free "all-night" episodes and additional exclusive content, a premium ad-free feed can be accessed at deeplyunimportant.com.
About Deeply Unimportant
Deeply Unimportant serves as the ultimate audio sedative for contemporary listeners. Hosted by Canadian broadcaster Dallas Kachan, this program offers high-fidelity, technical readings aimed at anchoring the restless mind. Kachan has a history of writing and presenting hourly newscasts broadcast live on numerous radio stations through Broadcast News, the broadcasting division of the Canadian Press national news service. Since then, he has lent his voice to documentaries and audiobooks, including a 19-hour narration of his own acclaimed travel and adventure novel about a global flight in a futuristic aircraft.
High-Resolution Photograph of Host Dallas Kachan
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Direct Link to a Sample Episode
Kachan reads Santa's 2025 "Naughty List": https://sites.libsyn.com/602555/2025-global-behavioral-compliance-audit-redacted-naughty-ledger
| Contact: Dallas Kachan, Host/Producer | [email protected] | +1 604-849-1515 |
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